Lies, damned lies and statistics Oct. 10, 1985

  

Something’s wrong here. Cheap talk on the radio, some of us don’t understand.

Not a feeling down deep or we’d rise up in rage. Just the usual bullshit, we get every day, just more off it.

Sad news, too. Yul Brenner died of cancer today – that bald man that looked so mean, playing the same role on Broadway (and elsewhere) for the last 34 years, a real king, the kind of dedication I would love to have, leaving behind a legacy I envy, 34 birthdays, New Years, Christmases, living a life that isn’t really his, but became his, and inspiration even though I don’t know anything more about him than that or the role he played as one of the Dirty Dozen or that even stranger role as a robot in West World.

Media naturally doesn’t let it go with that, needing to tie this into the World Health Organization report that says one out of every five children born in 1985 will grow up to eventually die of cancer. That’s 20 percent of the new population.

Statistics are always a bizarre thing, we’re always a risk of one thing or another.

For some reason, this reminds me of when I was being shipped off to boot camp back in the days when I was foolish enough to join the Army. I was among the privileged class since most of the others at the induction center in Newark had been drafted, and because they had less say as to where they might get assigned, they fell victim to the U.S Marine Corps, whose recruiters came in, told the draftees to count off by threes – one, two, three; one, two, three; etc. When the whole lot of them had finished a grinning Marine DI told all the number threes to step forward, then congratulated them.

“Now you’re in the U.S. Marines,” he said.

I watched their shocked faces as they loaded onto transport that would take them to boot camp in one of the Carolinas, and years later, I would wonder how many of them made it, since nearly all of them were destined to go to Vietnam.

Listening to the news gives me the same heebee jeepies they must have felt, a sense of impending doom as Madison Avenue and the news media feed us our daily dose of fear, keeping us so much on edge for so much of the time, we can’t feel hope or ambition, we can’t plan out the rest of our lives wondering, are we the one in five damned to get cancer in die? Are me the number threes that are marched off to some firefight in some jungle somewhere we never heard of, can’t pronounce, and will come back from not in a taxi or a train, but in a body bag.

The latest fad for creating fear are hurricanes – although my favorite non-fiction writer from the New Yorker E.B. White talked about his hysteria as long ago as the 1950s. Hurricane Gloria is on its way. We need to put tape on our windows, stock up on water and food, and hide are fucking asses under the bed with the hope the storm doesn’t breed tornados. Some of the lunatics sell us on the idea that somehow by driving my car or turning on my lights, I’m responsible.

I must be responsible for Yul Brenner’s death, or the death of one out of five kids, because I once worked in a factory or used the wrong paint on my cold-water flat walls, or let the lead peal from my window sill, causing all their cancer.

New Jersey apparently is the worst place to live when it comes to toxic waste and contributes to what they call “Cancer alley,” a narrow strip running from Philadelphia to Bayonne with me somewhere in the middle, making me possibly the next Yul Brenner, with God, instead of some U.S. Marine DI telling me that I’m number three.

The fact that Oregon has the lowest cancer rate in the country almost makes me regret having left there – not once, but twice – even though at the time coming back east seemed like a good idea. How was I to know death waited to greet me as I stepped off the bus at the Port Authority in New York?

My one-time hippie friends blame evil corporations for corrupting the world and turning it into a cancer mill, telling me I ought to get out there and protest, forcing these places to close their doors so that one-in-five kid won’t contract cancer.

I keep thinking of the poor fool stuck in the mills along the Passaic River, whose pay check feeds his family, clothes his kids, keeps a roof over their heads, and how I hate playing God by telling them his kids must starve in order to prevent the one-in-five kid from dying someday, somewhere, if not in Vietnam, then someplace they didn’t expect to end up in.

And who has time to constantly protest, to rant and rave about the end of the world that might come a century from now, when we have our own housekeeping to do, bills to pay, jobs to perform, lives to live (hoping we’re not number three or one of five)?

Many of these who tell me I ought to protest are the ones who protested the war back in the 1960s, the college deferred kids, who did not end up as number three in the U.S. Marines and did not go off to Vietnam, only feared to, and wanted the war stopped before their lottery number came up.

I’ve come to suspect that all life is one vast roulette wheel, spinning constantly, waiting to land on somebody’s number. And on mornings like this, listening to the news, I get more and more depressed as I wonder when my number will come up.

 

 

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