Being ruthless August 13, 1985


Bob Adams, my immediate supervisor at Fotomat, is about to have a heart attack.

I’m supposed to meet with the regional manager for Fotomat to discuss a letter I wrote to the corporation telling them everything that was wrong with their business.

Managers a petty dictators inside large corporations like this, but I actually feel sorry for Bob, who is forced to sit in the middle, between his career and his friendship with me. He’s a bit like a child at a gate, swinging it in and out, unable to make up his mind as to which side he wants to be on.

No wonder he has ulcers.

But he’s just an example of the suit-and-tie class of the 1980s, who think they can swing both ways, caught up in the corporate rat race while desperate to maintain a real private life.

Bob wants more than anything to be a success – if only to impress his tyrant of a father – and yet always manages just to miss getting it.

He positions himself as a right-wing zealot, talking about national defense and South Africa, which prompts us into heated discussions (the foundation of our strange friendship). He approves of some aspects of Apartheid, saying the world needs many of the natural resources that system provides, and claims that whites lived in that particular part of Africa before the blacks did, giving them right to exploit those resources. This is argument is about the reverse of one made by whites during their conquest of Native Americans – although both are too complex to go into here.

Bob sees gentrification as a proper way of improving city life; and says capitalism is the only way we can keep progress going and avoid economic stagnation and is ultimately fairer to all those involved that the seemingly kinder face we see of socialism.

Bob also sees himself as an artist, a photographer who has dreams of making his living from his art. He spends much of his off time wandering the wilderness with his cameras and lenses looking to capture the perfect shot.

In the middle is another Bob Adams, a suffering Christ-like figure, slowing falling to pieces physically, his stomach devoured by his self-doubt, his knees shot from wild motorcycle rides at night through remote back roads in Western New Jersey, where he sometimes crashes.

He is a piss pour manager because he quakes any time, he has anything bad to say to one of his employees. One time after an audit of a favorite employee, Bob sat vomiting in his car. He had to have another manager come along with him to fire the person.

Deep down, Bob understands there is no way to win this game – and winning isn’t always the point. Sometimes it’s just keeping up with the play. The only people who succeed are those who can be ruthless without conscience. Even people of the political left understand the need to be ruthless, even as they talk about peace and love.

I keep telling Bob he needs to get another job, and then I put him on the spot with the corporation by writing letters to tell them just how fucked up their business practices are.

I wonder if the big boss will order Bob to fire me, and if Bob will have courage to do it – or will he sit in his car vomiting into latte, waiting for some other manager to fire me instead?

 

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